6. If she gives you another chance.
Whoever paved the road to romance sure forgot to take care of all the potholes and speed bumps. Then again, no one said love was gonna be an easy ride. If your girl still can’t get rid of her soft spot for you – even after you’ve flaked out on a million dinner dates – she might just fall under the wifey category.
7. If she bros out with you and your friends.
Your girl is wifey material if she likes to hang with you and your friends. They don’t see her as some chick you bring around every so often; they see her as one of the gang. They treat her with respect and actually care about what she’s got to say. That being said, you also make just as much effort to hang out with her friends. When she’s happy, you’re happy.
8. If you’re most attracted to her when she’s looking the least “attractive.”
Society has obviously never been in love. What’s considered “hot” in magazines is actually nowhere near as hot as the fire you feel in your chest when you see your girl with no makeup on, in flannel PJs, wearing a pair of glasses. If you agree, perhaps it’s time to take her to wifeyland.
9. If she’s an escape from the rest of the world.
If you’re looking forward to seeing her while you’re at work or hanging out with your friends, you gotta get your priorities straight and straight-up wife that girl. A girl who’s wifey material will be your little slice of heaven away from all the other shit that’s going on – and she’ll bring you up when you’re feeling down.
10. If she’s the first thing you think about in the morning.
If she gives you knots in the stomach when you kiss her, puts a smile on your face when you think about her, and makes you do stupid crazy cute things that’d normally make you cringe – go ahead, put a ring on her. That’s all I’m saying.
11. If she’s your best friend.
If you can talk to her like a best friend,
Do her like a mistress,
And love her like a girlfriend,
That’s it, she’s wifey material.
